Jacksmacked

The process in which one is jacked up and smacked down at the same time. Jacksmack

That dude just jacksmacked the hell out that fool.

I will jacksmack your ass if you ever talk to me like that again.

I wouldn't mess with that dude I heard he's a jacksmacker.

Jacksmacked by Jaedya May 17, 2018

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Jacksmack

A mix between a dicksmack and a jack-off.

What does her dad do for a living?

Nothing he is a jacksmack.

Jacksmack by Bad penguin March 20, 2011

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Jacksmacked • Jackshanked

Jacksmack

Your bestfriend that isn’t friends with all your other bestfriends but is still kewl. Watches a lot of kpop though, he likes twice. ;) ;-;

OMg it’s motherfucking Jacksmack *faints* *gets spit on*

Jacksmack by JACKALOU'S FAKE FRIEND August 29, 2018

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Jacksmack

To talk smack to someone in a jackass-y way

don't be talking jacksmack to me, asshole!

Jacksmack by PyroPenguin December 1, 2003

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Jackshanked

when you get stabbed masturbating

jack got Jackshanked by kempy

Jackshanked by MaskedSamurai May 7, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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