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jack's mom
jack's mom by bob dent November 21, 2011
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At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom
The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
At least I don't jack off to a picture of my mom by Militant Liberal April 6, 2005
Jack moment
Jack moment by Doritomuncher January 9, 2022
jack moment
A moment where your penis refuses to get hard . Even when you hot girl friend wants you . You are probably gay.
jack moment by zero0077 July 11, 2009
Jack moment
Jack moment by Jack moment July 24, 2022
Jack Moment
A Jack moment is when you have an incredibly easy putt/hit, but because you are getting over par your pride persuades you to full force your ball into the nearest out of bounds zone in dramatic display of childish incompetence.
Person A: All my boys out here are cracked at golf.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.
Jack Moment by The Big Prophet December 13, 2020
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