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penis, especially in the context of fucking something.
I got my jackdog stuck in the Dustbuster.
jackdog by Grace Hornhouse November 25, 2009
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mean this is fucked up
This is jackdog
jackdog by jojo gg July 4, 2016

jackdoodoo

A word your teacher says to try to be cool or funny but fails
you are just playing jackdoodoo on your computer!
jackdoodoo by Yogurt1825 February 21, 2019

jackdoodles 

It means what the fuck or hell this is a more friendly and appropriate way of saying it for kids.
A sister and Her twin brother were walking in the park when suddenly they came across a decapitated fox , the twin sister then screamed out “what the jackdoodles“!

And out popped their older sister with the head of the fox laughing to her knock knock curly wurly shelf !
jackdoodles by Bogustim January 1, 2020
"tis the season for a cup of Jacknog!
Jacknog by 4brillopad December 25, 2016

Jackdonkey 

A more polite way to call someone a jackass.
That guy is a jackdonkey.
Jackdonkey by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

jackdoescoolstuff 

a youtuber who looks like a minion and is not as good as bruh gaming
did you see the new jackdoescoolstuff video?
yeah it’s way worse than bruh gaming’s videos
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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