Jackboxing
A sexual act where you take your erect penis, and bend it 90 degrees, then you bend it back, and spin it in a circular motion until you blow.
Jackboxing by CEOofENo March 22, 2024
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MICHAEL JACKSONING
Using social media and reliable internet sources to find out the TRUTH about Michael Jackson, whilst ignoring tabloid fiction.
MICHAEL JACKSONING by Avalonian October 24, 2012
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Michael Jacksoning
Michael Jacksoning by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012
Michael Jacksoning
Totally losing track of time at the sight, sound or movement of Michael Jackson....suffering many burnt meals, being late all the time, sitting in agony being bitten by mosquitoes but unable to move from your TV/computer or put your phone down!
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"
Warning: Michael Jacksoning is intensely enjoyable and may interfere with your normal activities.
It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.
It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.
Michael Jacksoning by Moon Child November 1, 2012
MICHAEL JACKSONING
MICHAEL JACKSONING by TooLittleTooLate October 24, 2012
Michael Jacksoning
Having the time and money to do whatever one wants to do, and spends both helping poor and sick children around the world, and promoting peace."
Michael Jacksoning by Benjamin63 October 24, 2012
Michael Jacksoning
The act of becoming aware of the great loss of a person after they die who you only wished you had loved and appreciated more when they were alive. You've been hit by the Michael Jackson "lightning bolt" which causes you to start Michael Jacksoning, e.g., you watch nothing but Michael Jackson videos on YouTube, you buy all the books by authentic authors about Michael Jackson, you become a better person by treating everyone kindly and giving to others in need because of the influence of Michael Jackson, etc.
"There's an old saying that you don't miss the water until the well goes dry. When Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, the world was in a state of shock, so everyone started Michael Jacksoning."
Michael Jacksoning by PY Love and Peace November 15, 2012
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