Jackboxing

A sexual act where you take your erect penis, and bend it 90 degrees, then you bend it back, and spin it in a circular motion until you blow.

Jackboxing : Dude, I jackboxed so hard last night I broke my dick!!

by CEOofENo March 22, 2024

MICHAEL JACKSONING

Using social media and reliable internet sources to find out the TRUTH about Michael Jackson, whilst ignoring tabloid fiction.

I’ve been using my laptop, Michael Jacksoning for hours!

by Avalonian October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

Using your god-given talent to make the world a better place.

I'm going to ask others use their Michael Jacksoningpowers to Heal the World.

by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

Totally losing track of time at the sight, sound or movement of Michael Jackson....suffering many burnt meals, being late all the time, sitting in agony being bitten by mosquitoes but unable to move from your TV/computer or put your phone down!
"Sorry honey, dinner is a bit uhmmm toasty, I've been Michael Jacksoning all day!"

Warning: Michael Jacksoning is intensely enjoyable and may interfere with your normal activities.

It can drive you to distraction--and you'll love it.

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

MICHAEL JACKSONING

Getting your swag on – so all the guys want to be like you and all the girls fall at your feet.

I just saw a real cool guy Michael Jacksoning.

by TooLittleTooLate October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

Having the time and money to do whatever one wants to do, and spends both helping poor and sick children around the world, and promoting peace."

"My friend just won the Lottery. He quit his job and went Michael Jacksoning."

by Benjamin63 October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

The act of becoming aware of the great loss of a person after they die who you only wished you had loved and appreciated more when they were alive. You've been hit by the Michael Jackson "lightning bolt" which causes you to start Michael Jacksoning, e.g., you watch nothing but Michael Jackson videos on YouTube, you buy all the books by authentic authors about Michael Jackson, you become a better person by treating everyone kindly and giving to others in need because of the influence of Michael Jackson, etc.

"There's an old saying that you don't miss the water until the well goes dry. When Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, the world was in a state of shock, so everyone started Michael Jacksoning."

by PY Love and Peace November 15, 2012