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jackathon 

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A long period of male masturbation generally watching porno films. Sometimes the man will squirt his load on a models picture.
Today I think I will have a Jackathon as I have a big load to shot on her face.
jackathon by blowmenow February 5, 2008

Jackathon 

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When you masturbate so much with a smart watch on and it says you ran a marathon.
“I jacked off so much during Dick destroying December my watch says I ran a marathon. A real jackathon was completed.”
Jackathon by MaBrain September 14, 2018

Jackathon 

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Where you see how much you can jack off in one day before you can't get an erection anymore.
Hey Ryan wanna do a jackathon?
Me: Fuck yea, I'll be sure to stay stiff the whole time
Jackathon by ItsMaybeEthernet March 27, 2015

Jawnathon 

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When one would like to get serious with their jawn.
My jawn is acting up today. When I get home I'm laying down the law. "Jawnathon get your shit together".

"Jawnathon, you loser! Crack and cocaine are not the same!"
Jawnathon by ugly sacks June 12, 2018

Jackatorium 

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Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.

For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?
Jackatorium by Shwagg March 18, 2007

jackathan 

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"jackathan🤤🤤🤤🤤"
jackathan by ztaine August 3, 2023
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minimap 

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