Jack Fucked 

The combination of being fucked and having something being jacked up.

Man I got so drunk I got jack fucked

Jack Fucked by A*R*D February 25, 2011

Cactus Jack fucked me 

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Jackfucker

Someone who involitarily acts like an asswipe

You fuckin' Jackfucker!!!
- see asswipe

Jackfucker by Amy December 12, 2003

jackfuckery

The possession of a severe mental defect resulting from the consumption of paint flakes, paste, or some other cause of reduced mental faculties. Any acts committed by such an individual are defined as such.

I've had it with the jackfuckery here.

Your jackfuckery will no longer be tolerated

jackfuckery by Batts_Smash June 1, 2011

jackfucked 

it's like being checked into the boards in hockey except not on ice and wearing regular shoes

My buddy is always playing tricks on me when we are drunk. Last night I came up behind him and jackfucked him into a parked car.

jackfucked by thatmoneybadger March 18, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019