jack and the beanstalk
having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.
jack and the beanstalk by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011
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Jack and the beanstalk
Jack and the beanstalk: when a mans penis enters a vagina un-erect (planting the seed), then he becomes erect once inside (the beanstalk grows).
Jack and the beanstalk by Ussas xx1987 November 11, 2019
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playing jack and the beanstalk
stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums
can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk
playing jack and the beanstalk by jojo548 December 16, 2008
Jack-and-the-beanstalked
The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.
This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.
This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.
"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."
Jack-and-the-beanstalked by DuValicious April 21, 2013
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