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Jack Time 

I’ve had enough, I can’t take it anymore, it’s time for some Jack time
Jack Time by JackPavlick December 8, 2021

Jack Time 

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...
Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time
Jack Time by Mack1990 August 17, 2011

Jack TIme 

A method of war in which a person initiates in the act of charging into battle screaming the name of Jack Dark. This method is very ineffective and normally results in death for all.
ITS JACK TIME!!!!!!

CHARGE!!!!!!

Sexy-time jack-off 

When an individual, usually a guy, will get soooo into a masturbation session that they'll get completely naked, touch their bunghole, and even rub their own nipples. They might even have sex with a couple of pillows or cushions to simulate a real sex experience.
"Dude, I'm going to go and jack-off. Wait, I think I'm due for a sexy-time jack-off. I'm excited!"
Sexy-time jack-off by Andy22P February 7, 2008

One Jack at a Time 

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.
Saving the world, one Jack at a time.

jacktime 

When you jack off with someone on FaceTime.
My sexy Angelito and I made time for a little jacktime.
jacktime by Schmartin-Yay July 25, 2019
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