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Jack Robberts 

A fucking annoying cunt that’s no one likes and like to take advantage over Girls when they drunk and kiss 13 year olds girls grab girls ass when they 11 and is scared of a 14 year old he stab a 13 year old under the ass and loves to think he hard and think does loads of drugs his pics are gay as fuck he hides from people that know that could twat him and cheats on all of his lass and think he can shag any one
Gay bastard Jack Robberts
Jack Robberts by Pedo123 October 20, 2019

Jack robertson 

Jack Robertson he is pure solid and the coolest person in millburn
Person 1: do you know Jack robertson?

Person 2: yes he is so cool he smokes weed and drinks vodka but I'm scared of him.

Jack Roberts 

a fucklefart who sucks a whole lotta bbc in the school bathrooms 😩🤤
"WOAH dudeee look! See that guy?? That's Jack Roberts!"
"DAYUMM, i wish i was that cool.."
Jack Roberts by shelbitchhhh August 27, 2017

Jack Roberts 

The best guy in the wotld
Jack Roberts by Jack Roberts.2 November 1, 2018

Jack Roberts 

This is a foul creature als called a wench who leech’s of other people’s kindness and Robs his friends for money and sells moss to people for £20 then says he can fight everyone but backs out of every fight he is a crippling alcoholic and beats every girl he sees
U know that wank stain jack Roberts
Jack Roberts by xXdonleyboiXx April 24, 2021

Jack Roberts 

A Jack Roberts is a person with elite music taste, yet that is not their only good trait. He also is a massive womanizer and is also described as a, rizzler, pussymagnet, charmer as well as the best at pulling girls on holiday. He also is very good with kids (not like Michael Jackson).
I wish Jack Roberts would rizz me.
Jack Roberts by Sexywexy12 August 7, 2023
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