A Jack Miller is a man who can't take a joke, no one likes him, and has no friends. Alternatively, a Jack Miller is a man with lots of money, success, and gets lots of babes. Tell your friends they are mega Jack Millers, however, they will never know which one ;)
by scorytum June 2, 2022
Get the Jack Miller mug.Jack miller... where do I start? A jack miller is a teacher that spends quality time swinging cats across the room and complaining about students to other teachers and/or strangers. Not to mention he knows the exact spots cats like to be pet (pleased), which is kinda suspicious, but who am I to judge? It is not rare to find students who fail his classes, because he either settles on 3/4 or 2/4 on every assignment, and he can’t tell you why. If you are a teacher, don’t be a jack miller.
by Uncle Jessie is always watchin June 1, 2019
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by John Tedeski April 26, 2008
Get the jack miller mug.The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"
by ktjones123 March 28, 2024
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