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Klongot Kumfest

When two separate cars, each being driven by a couple having sex, crash into each other head on at the exact moment of ejaculation. The ejaculating males must also be backed up at least 3 weeks or it doesn't count.

"Bro what'd Levi and Kyle get arrested for?"

"They had a Klongot Kumfest bro."

by ktjones123 March 28, 2024

Jack Daniel Miller

The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.

"Yo! He looks like shit!"

"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"

"No way bro that's fucked!"

by ktjones123 March 28, 2024