Jack Mcclellan 

1.A famous, vile individual who runs a website group for other sickos attracted to "those of youger age".His first website served as a "how to" guide for pedophiles(it was later taken down after a barrage of complaints). This is the same man who adimited (in a FOX interview)to feeling a sexual attraction to little girls saying it was ok.He is a 40 something year old loser who can't maintain a decent relationship with an adult woman so he must resort to wrapping his cheetoo covered fingers around his earthworm penis while watching "Little Women
or the Olsen twins (think "Full House" not New York Minute"). He currently lives with his parents as a full time mooch on welfare.
2.A term you may have used to belittle your dog and later regret.
3. The reason to give your daughter a bottle of pepper spray and karate classes for Christmas.
3. The reason even liberals like myself are okay with the death penalty on some occasions.

ME (talking to my dog):no boy! no more bacon for you! its bad for your heart!
MY DOG:woof woof
As my dog jumps up and starts eating the bacon of my plate.
ME:now, look what you've done. why do you have to be such a Jack McClellan?
MY DOG: yelp yelp....(whimpers away)
ME: oh,I'm so sorry boy, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.That was very harsh.Please forgive me. Here, why don't you have a treat instead?

Jack Mcclellan by LouLou (the eclectic) May 19, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012