Jack Leavi
He’s 5’7 man he has blue eyes and brown hair once you look at him you know he’s gay he has a husband and 3 kids and he throws people
Jack Leavi by Yeeeee heee hee May 29, 2019
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Jack Leafism
The belief of leaves like Jack Leaf. Someone apart of this religion is called a "Leafist". Jack Leaf family: Jack Earth, Jack Forest, Jack Tree, Jack Branch, Jack Stick, Jack Leaf, Jack Plant and Jack Chloroplast. All leaves have been created by Jack Leaf and have come from his ejaculate when he "goons". When he has sexual intercourse with his wife Jackline Leaf, he creates new sons (think about it). All of this information has been passed and confirmed by the Leaf family.
Oliver: Yo! What's your religion?
Simon: Oh. It's Jack Leafism.
Oliver: That's so cool. I actually am a Leafist too!
Simon: Oh. It's Jack Leafism.
Oliver: That's so cool. I actually am a Leafist too!
Jack Leafism by jackleaflover1345 May 2, 2026
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