Jack Hoffa

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Jack Hoffa is not a real person (that I know of), but, a slang name signifying "Jack Offer". Although it might remind you of Jimmy Hoffa, the legendary union leader who came up missing and has been mostly presumed to have been killed by the mafia.

PETER: I accidentally walked in on my roomate dude ... Jack Hoffa!

BOBBY: No way!

PETER: Oh my dog! Unfortunately, it is TRUE!

BOBBY: Oh man, how embarassing. What did you do?

PETER: I said, "Hey man, what's ... oh sorry ..." and then I just shut the door, and drove to the mall, and came home real late. And the next morning, we both just acted like it never happened. I've never brought it up, and neither has he.

Jack Hoffa by Shelly Bozdog June 19, 2006

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jack hoff

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.

Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.

jack hoff by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008

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jack hoff

1. He is a rabbi at our school
2. To masturbate

Rabbi Jack Hoff is a great guy

I jacked off the other day

jack hoff by djfkslafj November 9, 2008

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Jack Hoffman

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Thinking of pulling a quick Jack Hoffman while I have the room to myself.

Jack Hoffman by FoxSinOfGreed March 7, 2025

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jackoffability

this is the level of ability in which one may jack off to something (like a picture) or someone; it is completely based on the man's opinion, but it is often agreed upon

it may be stated in percent form,

a high percent is a compliment to the one being jacked off to

similar to jackoffable

Guy 1- That girl is wicked hott!
Guy 2- Agreed, jackoffability=100%

jackoffability by mokey22 June 1, 2010

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jackoffasaur

1. Thought to have been extinct, these annoying creatures with big lips and bald heads can pop out babies faster than an Atari 2600 rapid fire controller extention!

2. BoooooWHOOP!

Look out it's coming right for us!

jackoffasaur by Gimble March 2, 2004

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Jackoffaddickt

When a person is addicted to masturbation.

Dude I stay home and jack off 10 times a day! I'm such a Jackoffaddickt.

Jackoffaddickt by Mr.Clown June 22, 2009

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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