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A radio station
A computer.
An automation software.
Bunch of 60s-Current Hot AC, Classic Rock, Disco, Pop loaded into the computer.
A guy named Guy Zapoleon telling the stations what to play.
Howard Cogan blabbing the station's name in between songs

104-3 Jack FM
92-5 Jack FM
101-1 Jack FM
97-9 Jack FM
93-1 Jack FM
100.3 Jack FM
We Play What We Want
Jack FM by 1069 May 23, 2006
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TL:DR, A radio station that is always “Playing What We Want”

Long definition: A network of stations that doesn’t have song requests and likes to viciously interrupt each bunch of songs in a row in favor of revenue generating. Also, their hotline is always abandoned other than recordings leaking into the radio. Don’t expect them to carry your favorite song, and they almost never feature country. They test songs in September and then change the lineup in November, but some songs may get lost forever (98.7 Jack FM, which is the best station, preserves every song ever played) Voiceover is done by Andrew Anthony, the same announcer from EA Sports and GEICO.
VO: Always play what we want in the crossroads: KTXN Victoria, 98.7 Jack FM.
Jack FM by Speedqueen December 6, 2022

Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34 

Its a day in the 1 of august to 30th of august where you beat your meat to envy r34, and its not gay
"man im gonna Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34, but no homo, he has socks on, im not gay"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026