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Jahoobies 

"you have one nice pair of Jahoobies!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jahoobies by Fastman93 August 21, 2009

Jaboozie 

1.To engage in the act of jacuzzi-ing while boozie-ing, and preferably getting naked with the opposite sex in hopes of straight crushing it or recieving at least a hand job

2. Engaging in a totally heterosexual male bonding time after an unsuccessful night of crushing pussy
The Situation invited two hoes over to Jaboozie in hopes that the alcohol and his half naked body would seduce them into offering their flower and/or anus's
Jaboozie by Pyreking September 8, 2010

Jazoobies 

Damn did you see that big pair of jazoobies just walk by?
Jazoobies by RellikPD March 24, 2010

jabookie 

a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.
DAYMMM look at that spear-throwin jabookie run!!
jabookie by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010

jabookie theatre 

When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.

Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”

This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”

Michael- “Fucking niggers.”

jabooblescube 

A type of lolly that is both sugary and jelly-like at the same time.
The word originated as an attempt to describe onomatopoeiacally the taste of them!
On the way to Sydney, can we stop at the corner shop and get some jabooblescubes?
jabooblescube by VAKI5 May 8, 2005