Jabbergasm

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What immediately fallows jabberwanking while still on the phone. The end result of jabberwanking.

Melisa: are u jabberwanking?

Mark: IIIII waaas here comes the jabbergasmmmm spwshhhhhhhahhhhhhhh! pause Im sorry what?

Jabbergasm by cplelliott September 10, 2009

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jabbergasted

To have been forced into a pained, bewildered state of catatonia because you could not escape a conversation where someone would just not shut up.

Josh is way too into Nickelback. He just broke down the philosophical points of all their hits for 3 hours, and left me jabbergasted.

jabbergasted by anglidediablo April 30, 2011

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JabberCam

JabberCam is the most enhanced/most popular random video chat (started as a chatroulette clone).

jabbercam.com is similar to chatroulette.com

JabberCam by JabberCam April 13, 2010

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jabberdashery

What comes out of Beans Johnson’s pie hole on a daily basis

Beans, quit using all that jabberdashery

jabberdashery by Beans & Me September 27, 2020

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Jabergasted

When you have been talking for way too long.

After finally catching up with my sister On the phone I was jabergasted.

Jabergasted by Silli_Celia August 16, 2025

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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