JWITP 

John Whistle In The Pants.

To JWITP means to poop in your pants. The term originates from back before toilets were domestically available. John Whistle's cunning thought of installing toilets on buses that followed routes, allowing the public to hop on a to drop a deuce.

Will: "What's up Stan, you're walking weird"
Stan: "I've JWITP again, sorry m8"

JWITP by wjrh July 22, 2019

JITP 

Jizzing in their pants

They JITP after watching the new MW2 multiplayer video!

JITP by McCarthyism September 1, 2009

jwitiwbh 

The acronym for the expression "just when i thought i would be happy".

Oh man, jwitiwbh

jwitiwbh by Nayoca July 31, 2021

JWit 

Derogatory. A jehovah's witness. Especially one that you don`t know the name of who is engaged in door to door delusion sales.

Cursed JWits keep coming to my house when I`m in the shower!

JWit by Fredddddddd December 29, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019