JWITP

John Whistle In The Pants.

To JWITP means to poop in your pants. The term originates from back before toilets were domestically available. John Whistle's cunning thought of installing toilets on buses that followed routes, allowing the public to hop on a to drop a deuce.
Will: "What's up Stan, you're walking weird"
Stan: "I've JWITP again, sorry m8"
by wjrh July 22, 2019
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TCIAPOS

That car is a piece of shit.
Stan: "I need to clean my car"
Sane Human "TCIAPOS"
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bhs

Bridy: I feel one coming!
Will: What's that?
Bridy: A BHS!
Will: CODE BROWN
by wjrh August 25, 2011
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