is a dashingly handsome lad who is always the center of attention and great at bringing people together and making them laugh. He is very smart, probably the smartest in the room. But he won't let you know it just so he can humor you. He is very family oriented. Very passionate and a great lover. He is a man who can tell a good joke and hold court.
American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv
A person monopolizing a bathroom, (especially, but not necessarily, at work) is said to be celebrating his or her Diamond Jubilee. In other words, the individual has been on the throne way too long.
"Ugh, what's with the long line? I need to use the bathroom!"
"Joe had Mexican for lunch. Now he's celebrating his Diamond Jubilee."
When you're eating so furiously and ferociously that food is kinda just going everywhere as you stuff your mouth full. Some may get on the ceiling, the floor, your shirt, or the walls.