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When someone makes a really lame joke to a point that it cannot be classified as a joke.
Me: dude im so tired man i feel like dying

Joker: hAhA dIe To YoUr FlEsH
Me: ... omg why u so lame
Joker: what r u talking abt i still can walk im not lame
Me: stop jubing around
Jubing by Cringemidget27 July 16, 2019
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After a guy and a girl have sex, and the guys cums inside of her, this is the aftermath that a girl experiences once she gets up and goes about her day. This is the little wet surprise that will randomly secrete into your panties.
While I was working out after morning sex, I starting jubing while on the treadmill....FML.
Jubing by 50 Shades of Guru July 30, 2012
Related Words
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When you eat an ice cream or ice lolly that has melted
When it was sunny Tyler was jubing his ice lolly
Jubing by ElioLEc July 20, 2024

Twitter Juking 

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.
Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "
Twitter Juking by Necropology May 31, 2012
Working hard or actively seeking employment.

Taken from the jobing.com arena in Phoenix, AZ.
1. I've been jobing 9 to 5 for the past eight months and I can hardly pay the rent.

2. I've been jobing all day and I still can't find anything.
jobing by S. P. Lambert December 31, 2007
Jubine is a dashingly handsome lad who is always the center of attention and great at bringing people together and making them laugh. He is very smart, probably the smartest in the room. But he won't let you know it just so he can humor you. He is very family oriented. Very passionate and a great lover. He is a man who can tell a good joke and hold court.
He's a sexy beast because he's such a Jubine!
jubine by bjhonk April 19, 2015
dancing with a girl's butt on a boy's crotch area; called bedroom dancing by some people. The boy stands up adn the girl is moving her pelvis and popping her back, the boy's hands are on her hips.
You can't come to my party and stand on the wall, you betta juke or you gonna have to leave.
juking by hersheyskiss May 20, 2003
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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