Jubing

When someone makes a really lame joke to a point that it cannot be classified as a joke.

Me: dude im so tired man i feel like dying

Joker: hAhA dIe To YoUr FlEsH
Me: ... omg why u so lame
Joker: what r u talking abt i still can walk im not lame
Me: stop jubing around

by Cringemidget27 July 16, 2019

Jubing

After a guy and a girl have sex, and the guys cums inside of her, this is the aftermath that a girl experiences once she gets up and goes about her day. This is the little wet surprise that will randomly secrete into your panties.

While I was working out after morning sex, I starting jubing while on the treadmill....FML.

by 50 Shades of Guru July 30, 2012

Jubing

When you eat an ice cream or ice lolly that has melted

When it was sunny Tyler was jubing his ice lolly

by ElioLEc July 20, 2024

Twitter Juking

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.

Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "

by Necropology May 31, 2012

jobing

Working hard or actively seeking employment.

Taken from the jobing.com arena in Phoenix, AZ.

1. I've been jobing 9 to 5 for the past eight months and I can hardly pay the rent.

2. I've been jobing all day and I still can't find anything.

by S. P. Lambert December 31, 2007

jubine

Jubine is a dashingly handsome lad who is always the center of attention and great at bringing people together and making them laugh. He is very smart, probably the smartest in the room. But he won't let you know it just so he can humor you. He is very family oriented. Very passionate and a great lover. He is a man who can tell a good joke and hold court.

He's a sexy beast because he's such a Jubine!

by bjhonk April 19, 2015

juking

dancing with a girl's butt on a boy's crotch area; called bedroom dancing by some people. The boy stands up adn the girl is moving her pelvis and popping her back, the boy's hands are on her hips.

You can't come to my party and stand on the wall, you betta juke or you gonna have to leave.

by hersheyskiss May 20, 2003