2 definitions by John_Quixote

1. A catch-all term interchangeable with "walk" "split" "skedaddle"

2. A term for a specific person's peculiar pattern of walking.
3. A pattern of walking in which the legs are kept unusually straight causing the heel to strike the ground at a more aggressive angle, as though the walker were on an important mission.
1. The waitress left the bill on the table, "Alright, let's jomp kids!" exclaimed Tristan, gesturing to his friends that it was time to leave without paying.

2. Man, Johnny sure walks kinda weird. Yeah, man, he's a Jomper for sure

3. Gosh did you see, Greg back there? He was hauling ass! Wonder where he's jompin' to?
by John_Quixote October 3, 2018
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Umbrela - the way some idiot decided to spell umbrella and then left it undefined, leaving me to come call them an idiot
hey man can you pass me that umbrela? No, I cant because that's not a real word.
by John_Quixote February 16, 2015
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