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Common acronym for "jiz on face," meaning to ejaculate (jiz) on one's face. No one has EVER described it as being a bad idea.
Guy: Man, I jof-ed her bigtime last night. Hell, it was even her idea!
Other Guy: Really??
Guy: No.
jof by Scrotex December 1, 2004
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Joff • jof • Joffrey • jofe • Joffice • joffrey baratheon • Jofo • joffa • Joffee • Joffen
Like a jif, only longer. Approximately 26.2 minutes. A marathon of minutes.
Earl: I have to shower and poop, brb in a jof
Depot: a full jof or a half jof?
Earl: full jof
jof by therearegonats October 30, 2007
A type of man that has a fetish of little girls pants
Wow man he's such a Jof
Jof by Jof3 July 4, 2017
J.O.F or JOF (Joff) means Jerk Off Figure or Jerk Off Figurine. Typically anime, manga, or video game based figurines made of PVC or vinyl. Many feature large breasted women or ripped men with unrealistic proportions in unrealistic positions. Now being sold in small mall based boutiques and pop culture stores across the United States and online.
Mike went to the mall to get a JOF for his home office. I don’t know if he’ll ever get a girlfriend with a JOF on the shelf.
JOF by Bigfletchdog August 25, 2026
When you do something silly or something where the outcome is not as expected, it comes from the JOFs a type of Bray urbanite who have a habit of making silly decisions.
Oh Dave, I can't believe you did a JOF!! That TV is way too big for that wall.
A JoF by Friend of the JOFs April 21, 2022

Joffreyism 

when a young man lets a bit of power or position go to his head and acts a nasty, little egomaniac / from "Game of Thrones" character, King Joffrey Lannister
The dog-pound dude was showing us serious Joffreyism, so we had to lock him in a cage.
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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