J.O.F or JOF (Joff) means Jerk Off Figure or Jerk Off Figurine. Typically anime, manga, or video game based figurines made of PVC or vinyl. Many feature large breasted women or ripped men with unrealistic proportions in unrealistic positions. Now being sold in small mall based boutiques and pop culture stores across the United States and online.
Mike went to the mall to get a JOF for his home office. I don’t know if he’ll ever get a girlfriend with a JOF on the shelf.
When you do something silly or something where the outcome is not as expected, it comes from the JOFs a type of Bray urbanite who have a habit of making silly decisions.
Oh Dave, I can't believe you did a JOF!! That TV is way too big for that wall.
when a young man lets a bit of power or position go to his head and acts a nasty, little egomaniac / from "Game of Thrones" character, King Joffrey Lannister
The dog-pound dude was showing us serious Joffreyism, so we had to lock him in a cage.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."