Definitions by Scrotex

rappaport 

The act/art of punching someone in the the throat, similar to the way in which Michael Rappaport will punch you in the throat if you meet him.

Guy: "All I did was say 'hi,' and he punched me right in the throat."
Different Guy: "You got rappaported, m'boy."
Guy: "-Guess so... ow."

rappaport by Scrotex December 1, 2004

jof 

Common acronym for "jiz on face," meaning to ejaculate (jiz) on one's face. No one has EVER described it as being a bad idea.

Guy: Man, I jof-ed her bigtime last night. Hell, it was even her idea!
Other Guy: Really??
Guy: No.

jof by Scrotex December 1, 2004