jof

Common acronym for "jiz on face," meaning to ejaculate (jiz) on one's face. No one has EVER described it as being a bad idea.

Guy: Man, I jof-ed her bigtime last night. Hell, it was even her idea!
Other Guy: Really??
Guy: No.

by Scrotex December 01, 2004

rappaport

The act/art of punching someone in the the throat, similar to the way in which Michael Rappaport will punch you in the throat if you meet him.

Guy: "All I did was say 'hi,' and he punched me right in the throat."
Different Guy: "You got rappaported, m'boy."
Guy: "-Guess so... ow."

by Scrotex December 01, 2004