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To jerk off on multiple occasions in less than 20 minutes
Eleelee is JO'ing in the bathroom trying to set a world record
JO'ing by Saltygenji November 28, 2017
The act of joking oround.
That guy is JO'ing behind the tree.
JO'ing by Fenix_1 May 7, 2018

Bobbi-Jo-Ing

Holding onto something without any value, similar to hoarding, ultimately hoarding useless things.
Dan: Bro why are you friends with shayla hah?
Asma: I’m not what do you mean??
Dan: Ohhh sorry she has only one friend, I don’t get why they’re Bobbi-Jo-Ing
Jo inge means an ugly person, can steal your cash and look absolutely disgusting.
1. The verb form of JO, jacking off
2. To do nothing with other people.
"instead of going to the party im just gonna be joing all night long with my computer"
Joing by dakage December 24, 2005
to immediately move away from topic of conversation and start up gay talk

*pronounced jow-ing*
"mums in da room...JOING!"
"oi, start joing!"
joing by Spoon Dude & Evil Lam Sam October 9, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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