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A whole lot of JKI
JKI by M. Bennett October 4, 2003
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Just Kidding, I'm an Asshole - When you follow a mean comment with JK, you can instead use JKIA to let them know you're aware that you are using humor to camouflage the fact you were being an asshole.
Nobody invited you to the party anyway, Bill.

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jkia by zeroglory June 29, 2016
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jkizzles 

a different form of the phrase: "just kidding"
R: "OMG your mom is fat!!!"
E: "No effing way. Youre ugly and stupid."
R: "Oh I'm just jkizzles..."
E: "What the efff?"
R: "'Jizzles!' You know, like jkjk or jp or just kidding?
E: "oh OMG! Jkizzles!"
R: "Jkizzles!"
YAYYY!
jkizzles by rebioreri October 14, 2009
A commonly used expression derived from jk meaning "just kiddinging".
Prima: lol haha u suck xD
Secunda: What makes you say that?
Prima: dude i was jking
Secunda: You were just kiddinging?
Prima: fuk u
jking by MayorPork November 22, 2009

jkirstyn 

jkirstyn can't help being awesome.
jkirstyn by Sweevee November 15, 2021
Just Keeping It Real
GIRL: I HAVE THREESOMES ALL THE TIME.. JK.. LOL

MAN: YOU MEAN "JKIR"... AND GOD BLESS YOU, I DONT JUDGE

GIRL: JKIR 110%;)
JKIR by MYDAKUS APINYA June 12, 2011
All-Star Jason Kidd of the New Jersey Nets
Did you see JKidd's pass to Vince Carter?
JKidd by Ben Gleicher July 2, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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