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Jet Assissted Take Off
Some retard killed himself in a failed JATO takeoff. As seen on Darwin Awards.
JATO by recklessg June 29, 2008
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jato • JaTonia • Jatoba • Jatog • jatohn • Jatoi • jatoma • jaton • jatona • Jatonna
A group of pastey white kids posing as musicians who understand little about rhytm or flow.

Minase is gay.
"Dude did you hear that song JATO recorded?"
"yeah man, it sucked balls, minase doesn't even sound like t-pane."
JATO by LOLLOLERSKATES April 9, 2009
Jatoria's are hard to find.

Chances are you will only meet one in your life so take care of she will make you laugh even when your down. She will love you for who you are she is very strong and usually curlyheaded.
Jatoria is so funny i love her so much
Beautiful, smart very head strong has a nice ass. Task orirnted, gym rat, huge tease, loves only a select few.
Jatona has beauty and brains.
Jatona has a kissable Bottom lip
jatona by N2N3 December 21, 2016
The best friend you have ever and will ever have she is very dominant and she is very nice she has a lot of personalities she’s mostly a Muslim girl and she is very straightforward she smart she is amazing and she loves everything especially her family and her friends and she is the Bff💕The best friend you have ever and will ever have she is very dominant and she is very nice she has a lot of personalities she’s mostly a Muslim girl and she is very straightforward she’s smart she is amazing and she loves everything especially your family and have friends and she is the Bff💕😩👯 ♀️ You want
Jatou is the best friend
Jatou by Savage_rohroh October 18, 2019
n. An almost impossible task commited in military warfare.
After defeating a German force while outnumbered sixty to one and relieving the besieged combat engineers entrenched behind enemy lines, General Howdinger was often quoted as having "pulled the biggest jatonx since Cannae".
Jatonx by Galaucus Rex February 20, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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