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Jam'n Tunes 

1. A small green and orange plastic rock guitar.
2. Sometimes it's a song too.
Police Cop: "Hey, Is that a gun???"
Man: "No, It's Jam'n Tunes!"
Police Cop: "Jam'n Tunes??? What's that?"
Man: "Well... It's kindof like... well, I'll show you.... (Wicked Guitar Solo) Dananananana! JAM'N TUNES!!!"
Police Cop: "Oh! I see now... Sorry, but I'm going to have to take you in anyway."
Man: "Aw man, not again."
Jam'n Tunes by metalgoldfish July 31, 2005

jam 'n' a biscuit 

It's when someone does something that was just insane or something that was just really chill. Also, it could go with something that you're about to do.
Dude, he's jam 'n' a biscuit!

Let's go jam 'n' a biscuit!

I gotta go jam 'n' a biscuit.

Dude, I just jam 'n' a biscuit.
jam 'n' a biscuit by quadfoxrider September 29, 2009

Cram Jam (n.) 

1) The act of rough anal sex
2) Using large forces to fit abnormally massive objects into the vagina, anus, or any other orifice. Be creative!
Bill: Yo dog, last night I heard your mom got cram jammed by James
Dave: Oh God! I hope she's alright
Bill: Me too, that kid's got girth

Ham n Jam 

v. To get Hammered and then to attend a Jam (Party)

Can be shorted to HJ.
1. Adam "Yo brah what are you sayin this weekend?"

Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."

2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"

Max "Im always down for a HJ"
Ham n Jam by asdkaidland May 21, 2010

ram n' jam

1) A term originating in the shipping industry where a heavy package flow is rammed down a chute into a trailer and it constantly jams. Using wax on the chutes helps reduce the jamming.

2) Intense sexual intercourse where the penis in rammed into a pussy or ass so tight that it gets jammed and stuck. Lubrication can help reduce the jamming.
Manager 1: Wow that trailer is really backed up?
Manager 2: Yea I know I got to ram and jam to get this trailer full before the end of the sort

Guy 1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh yea she was so tight!
Guy 1: Did you ram n' jam?
ram n' jam by SilverFox87 March 1, 2010

toe jam slip n' slide

when you ejaculate in between toes (specifically dirty ones containing dirt in between) and start thrusting your penis between the toes.
me and my buddy just did the ole toe jam slip n' slide in your bedroom last night