5 definitions by metalgoldfish

lollers

kinda like lol except somehow more lame

kid: "Lollers, I'm hilarious!"
Other Kid: "Shut up nubert"

by metalgoldfish July 13, 2005

Jam'n Tunes

1. A small green and orange plastic rock guitar.
2. Sometimes it's a song too.

Police Cop: "Hey, Is that a gun???"
Man: "No, It's Jam'n Tunes!"
Police Cop: "Jam'n Tunes??? What's that?"
Man: "Well... It's kindof like... well, I'll show you.... (Wicked Guitar Solo) Dananananana! JAM'N TUNES!!!"
Police Cop: "Oh! I see now... Sorry, but I'm going to have to take you in anyway."
Man: "Aw man, not again."

by metalgoldfish July 13, 2005

pubic hair

1. Your wang's long black fur coat.

Charlie gots crabs on his pubic hair!

by metalgoldfish July 13, 2005

4our

Not 4, But Better.
yep

Phore
4our
foar
Phoar
4oar
4
fore

by metalgoldfish August 5, 2005

Sponge Ruiner

1. Another word for a cheese grater

Tyler: "Most people know it by it's traditional name, but I know it by it's real name, a sponge ruiner."

by metalgoldfish July 12, 2005