J.O. and O.J. 

Jerking off and orange juice; Masturbating in the morning (i.e. before breakfast).

Sorry I'm late, I was just finishing some J.O. and O.J.

J.O. and O.J. by Mattj June 7, 2016

And O.J. was a football player! 

An expression used to remind someone else that a famous and talented person that they like is also a horrible human being. Term originates from former football great O.J. Simpson, who murdered his ex-wife and her friend.

Bob: How can you not like Cat Stevens?

Pete: He's a radical Muslim who condoned Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwa calling for Salman Rushdie's death, refused to blame al Qaeda for 9/11, and has funded numerous radical madrassas throughout Britain!

Bob: But he's a brilliant singer-songwriter!

Pete: And O.J. was a football player!

And O.J. was a football player! by thegreatrock June 24, 2011

I J and you're on the O 

Inside Joke and you're on the Outside. Used on someone looking for an explanation of an inside joke. Usually leads to further confusion, as it is often use as an inside joke of its own.

Guy: Jane sure is bootylicious.
Guy 2: That thing is like a watermelon!
Girl: What are you guys talking about?
Guy: I J and you're on the O.

I J and you're on the O by StegDizzleG September 15, 2011