thegreatrock's definitions
A city that's among the world leaders in abandoned buildings, shattered glass, boarded-up windows, wild dogs, and gas stations without pumps.
Stewie Griffin: This doesn't look like Santa's Workshop, it looks like Bridgeport, CT!
Brian Griffin: Oh boy, here come the letters!
Brian Griffin: Oh boy, here come the letters!
by thegreatrock June 5, 2011
Get the Bridgeport, CTmug. When a heterosexual male gets sexually and/or romantically involved with a lesbian/gay woman. Derives from New York City mayor-elect Bill de Blasio, whose wife is a lesbian.
by thegreatrock December 17, 2013
Get the de Blasiomug. Naive rocker: Wow, Elvis is so awesome!!!!
Expert rocker: You think Elvis was awesome? Just listen to Chuck Berry!
Expert rocker: You think Elvis was awesome? Just listen to Chuck Berry!
by thegreatrock April 11, 2010
Get the Chuck Berrymug. The most overrated band in rock and roll history whose only claim to fame was their affinity for outlandish costumes, highlighted by face make-up and shocking antics. Most famous for two particular songs: the lyrically shallow "Rock n' Roll All Nite," and the musically unmemorable"Detroit Rock City." Originally made up of vocalist and bassist Gene Simmons, vocalist and rhythm guitarist Paul Stanley, lead guitarist Ace Frehley, and drummer Peter Criss. Frehley and Criss have long since left the band, likely after realizing that the band's lyrics were shallow and unimaginative and that their instrumentation was simple and forgettable.
Classic Rock Tool: Dude, have you heard Kiss? They're the loudest, most awesome band ever!
Classic Rock Pro: Sure they're loud, but they're certainly not awesome! If you want real '70s metal with crazy antics, go for Alice Cooper.
Classic Rock Pro: Sure they're loud, but they're certainly not awesome! If you want real '70s metal with crazy antics, go for Alice Cooper.
by thegreatrock September 1, 2012
Get the Kissmug. 1) A guy who everybody thinks is badass but is in reality a total pansy.
2) Despite being a big, burly guy, but killed by the comparatively scrawny Bruce Lee
3) Thinks that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President because he wasn't born in the U.S., despite the fact that thorough investigations have proven otherwise and that his mother was a U.S. citizen, making Obama a U.S. citizen by birth.
4) Endorsed Mike Huckabee, aka the GOP's answer to Jimmy Carter for President in '08
2) Despite being a big, burly guy, but killed by the comparatively scrawny Bruce Lee
3) Thinks that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President because he wasn't born in the U.S., despite the fact that thorough investigations have proven otherwise and that his mother was a U.S. citizen, making Obama a U.S. citizen by birth.
4) Endorsed Mike Huckabee, aka the GOP's answer to Jimmy Carter for President in '08
1) Joe: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Bob: You're wrong on both counts.
2) Bruce Lee: I KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Chuck Norris: Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and therefore can't be president.
Constitutional Expert: Contrary to popular belief, one doesn't have to be born in the United States to be eligible for the Presidency, only a citizen by birth. Even if he was born in Kenya, his mother was a U.S. citizen, making him one by birth.
4) Chuck Norris: Hi I'm Chuck Norris, and I'd like you to vote for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008.
Intellectual: If Mike Huckabee's our next president, we're screwed.
Bob: You're wrong on both counts.
2) Bruce Lee: I KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Chuck Norris: Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and therefore can't be president.
Constitutional Expert: Contrary to popular belief, one doesn't have to be born in the United States to be eligible for the Presidency, only a citizen by birth. Even if he was born in Kenya, his mother was a U.S. citizen, making him one by birth.
4) Chuck Norris: Hi I'm Chuck Norris, and I'd like you to vote for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008.
Intellectual: If Mike Huckabee's our next president, we're screwed.
by thegreatrock February 20, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug. Acronym for Italian American Princess. More or less the same as the Jewish equivalent, the J.A.P. but with more Italian American aspects. They are usually well-off, spoiled, and easy to get in bed. Sometimes confused with the guidette.
by thegreatrock March 19, 2010
Get the I.A.P.mug. verb:
To hide contraband, such as drugs, stolen objects, food, or any other things that may be forbidden in a certain place, in one's anus to prevent said contraband from being discovered.
Takes its name from the scene in the film Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis's character remembers Christopher Walken's character presenting him with his late father's watch which Walken admits he hid in his ass while a POW.
To hide contraband, such as drugs, stolen objects, food, or any other things that may be forbidden in a certain place, in one's anus to prevent said contraband from being discovered.
Takes its name from the scene in the film Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis's character remembers Christopher Walken's character presenting him with his late father's watch which Walken admits he hid in his ass while a POW.
Fat Camper 1: I can't believe you got the candy! How were you able to hide it from the counselors?
Fat Camper 2: I had to Walken it!
Fat Camper 2: I had to Walken it!
by thegreatrock June 16, 2011
Get the Walkenmug.