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1) A guy who everybody thinks is badass but is in reality a total pansy.
2) Despite being a big, burly guy, but killed by the comparatively scrawny Bruce Lee
3) Thinks that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President because he wasn't born in the U.S., despite the fact that thorough investigations have proven otherwise and that his mother was a U.S. citizen, making Obama a U.S. citizen by birth.
4) Endorsed Mike Huckabee, aka the GOP's answer to Jimmy Carter for President in '08
2) Despite being a big, burly guy, but killed by the comparatively scrawny Bruce Lee
3) Thinks that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President because he wasn't born in the U.S., despite the fact that thorough investigations have proven otherwise and that his mother was a U.S. citizen, making Obama a U.S. citizen by birth.
4) Endorsed Mike Huckabee, aka the GOP's answer to Jimmy Carter for President in '08
1) Joe: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Bob: You're wrong on both counts.
2) Bruce Lee: I KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Chuck Norris: Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and therefore can't be president.
Constitutional Expert: Contrary to popular belief, one doesn't have to be born in the United States to be eligible for the Presidency, only a citizen by birth. Even if he was born in Kenya, his mother was a U.S. citizen, making him one by birth.
4) Chuck Norris: Hi I'm Chuck Norris, and I'd like you to vote for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008.
Intellectual: If Mike Huckabee's our next president, we're screwed.
Bob: You're wrong on both counts.
2) Bruce Lee: I KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Chuck Norris: Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and therefore can't be president.
Constitutional Expert: Contrary to popular belief, one doesn't have to be born in the United States to be eligible for the Presidency, only a citizen by birth. Even if he was born in Kenya, his mother was a U.S. citizen, making him one by birth.
4) Chuck Norris: Hi I'm Chuck Norris, and I'd like you to vote for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008.
Intellectual: If Mike Huckabee's our next president, we're screwed.
by thegreatrock February 20, 2010
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Expert rocker: You think Elvis was awesome? Just listen to Chuck Berry!
Expert rocker: You think Elvis was awesome? Just listen to Chuck Berry!
by thegreatrock April 11, 2010
Get the Chuck Berry mug.The act of a guy going up to a girl from behind, grabbing her crotch, and starting to dance/grind with her at a party or club.
Origin of Name: Brandeis University, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.
Origin of Name: Brandeis University, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.
by thegreatrock March 13, 2010
Get the Brandeis Handshake mug.Acronym for Italian American Princess. More or less the same as the Jewish equivalent, the J.A.P. but with more Italian American aspects. They are usually well-off, spoiled, and easy to get in bed. Sometimes confused with the guidette.
by thegreatrock March 19, 2010
Get the I.A.P. mug.The act of throwing and breaking a glass device used for smoking marijuana, such as a bong, pipe, or bubbler, on the ground upon hearing or seeing police so as to prevent incarceration.
Takes its name from the scene in the film "Knocked Up" when Seth Rogen's character smashes his bong on the ground when he sees police cars driving in his direction.
Takes its name from the scene in the film "Knocked Up" when Seth Rogen's character smashes his bong on the ground when he sees police cars driving in his direction.
by thegreatrock April 13, 2011
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Stewie Griffin: This doesn't look like Santa's Workshop, it looks like Bridgeport, CT!
Brian Griffin: Oh boy, here come the letters!
Brian Griffin: Oh boy, here come the letters!
by thegreatrock June 5, 2011
Get the Bridgeport, CT mug.When a heterosexual male gets sexually and/or romantically involved with a lesbian/gay woman. Derives from New York City mayor-elect Bill de Blasio, whose wife is a lesbian.
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