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An expression used to remind someone else that a famous and talented person that they like is also a horrible human being. Term originates from former football great O.J. Simpson, who murdered his ex-wife and her friend.
Bob: How can you not like Cat Stevens?

Pete: He's a radical Muslim who condoned Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwa calling for Salman Rushdie's death, refused to blame al Qaeda for 9/11, and has funded numerous radical madrassas throughout Britain!

Bob: But he's a brilliant singer-songwriter!

Pete: And O.J. was a football player!
by thegreatrock June 24, 2011
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When a heterosexual male gets sexually and/or romantically involved with a lesbian/gay woman. Derives from New York City mayor-elect Bill de Blasio, whose wife is a lesbian.
Jay: Dude, I pulled a de blasio last night
by thegreatrock December 18, 2013
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An influential singer-songwriter who is best known for writing the soundtracks for numerous films, including Ragtime, the Meet the Parents trilogy, and numerous Disney films. He has frequently been lampooned by shows such as Mad TV and Family Guy due to his physically awkward appearance, "goofy-sounding" singing voice, and the homogeneous sound of his music. Many people underestimate his talent particularly as a result of the third reason he is so widely parodied in the media. However, many of these same people have probably never paid any attention to the lyrics of his songs, which are incredibly profound and greatly overshadow the relative simplicity of his musical skills.
Randy Newman is not unlike Bob Dylan. He's not a great singer, musician, nor is he particularly good-looking. However, he is a lyrical genius who can touch on some of the deepest human emotions as well as incorporate deep social commentary.
by thegreatrock February 25, 2012
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The act of a guy going up to a girl from behind, grabbing her crotch, and starting to dance/grind with her at a party or club.

Origin of Name: Brandeis University, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.
JAP #1: Oh my g-d! That guy just gave me a Brandeis Handshake

JAP #2: Ugh, what a dork!
by thegreatrock March 13, 2010
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A city that's among the world leaders in abandoned buildings, shattered glass, boarded-up windows, wild dogs, and gas stations without pumps.
Stewie Griffin: This doesn't look like Santa's Workshop, it looks like Bridgeport, CT!

Brian Griffin: Oh boy, here come the letters!
by thegreatrock May 12, 2011
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A case of traveler's diarrhea that one gets during a trip to the China, specifically the People's Republic of China. Takes it's name from Chiang Kai-Shek, the leader of Nationalist China, who was overthrown by the Chinese Communist under Mao Zedong in 1949.
Bob: Hey, where's Jim? We were supposed to go see the Great Wall Today.
Mary: He came down with a case of Chiang Kai-Shek's Revenge
by thegreatrock June 20, 2012
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The REAL King of Rock and Roll who was only out-trumped by Elvis for being black.
Naive rocker: Wow, Elvis is so awesome!!!!
Expert rocker: You think Elvis was awesome? Just listen to Chuck Berry!
by thegreatrock April 11, 2010
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