Bridgeport, CT

A city that's among the world leaders in abandoned buildings, shattered glass, boarded-up windows, wild dogs, and gas stations without pumps.
Stewie Griffin: This doesn't look like Santa's Workshop, it looks like Bridgeport, CT!

Brian Griffin: Oh boy, here come the letters!
by thegreatrock June 05, 2011
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I.A.P.

Acronym for Italian American Princess. More or less the same as the Jewish equivalent, the J.A.P. but with more Italian American aspects. They are usually well-off, spoiled, and easy to get in bed. Sometimes confused with the guidette.
Guy #1: Damn! Gina Marie is such a fucking I.A.P.!

Guy #2: Tell me something I don't know!
by thegreatrock March 19, 2010
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Chuck Norris

1) A guy who everybody thinks is badass but is in reality a total pansy.

2) Despite being a big, burly guy, but killed by the comparatively scrawny Bruce Lee

3) Thinks that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President because he wasn't born in the U.S., despite the fact that thorough investigations have proven otherwise and that his mother was a U.S. citizen, making Obama a U.S. citizen by birth.

4) Endorsed Mike Huckabee, aka the GOP's answer to Jimmy Carter for President in '08
1) Joe: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

Bob: You're wrong on both counts.

2) Bruce Lee: I KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3) Chuck Norris: Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and therefore can't be president.

Constitutional Expert: Contrary to popular belief, one doesn't have to be born in the United States to be eligible for the Presidency, only a citizen by birth. Even if he was born in Kenya, his mother was a U.S. citizen, making him one by birth.

4) Chuck Norris: Hi I'm Chuck Norris, and I'd like you to vote for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008.

Intellectual: If Mike Huckabee's our next president, we're screwed.
by thegreatrock February 20, 2010
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Chuck Berry

The REAL King of Rock and Roll who was only out-trumped by Elvis for being black.
Naive rocker: Wow, Elvis is so awesome!!!!
Expert rocker: You think Elvis was awesome? Just listen to Chuck Berry!
by thegreatrock April 11, 2010
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de Blasio

When a heterosexual male gets sexually and/or romantically involved with a lesbian/gay woman. Derives from New York City mayor-elect Bill de Blasio, whose wife is a lesbian.
Jay: Dude, I pulled a de blasio last night
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An expression used to remind someone else that a famous and talented person that they like is also a horrible human being. Term originates from former football great O.J. Simpson, who murdered his ex-wife and her friend.
Bob: How can you not like Cat Stevens?

Pete: He's a radical Muslim who condoned Ayatollah Khomeini's fatwa calling for Salman Rushdie's death, refused to blame al Qaeda for 9/11, and has funded numerous radical madrassas throughout Britain!

Bob: But he's a brilliant singer-songwriter!

Pete: And O.J. was a football player!
by thegreatrock June 24, 2011
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Brandeis Handshake

The act of a guy going up to a girl from behind, grabbing her crotch, and starting to dance/grind with her at a party or club.

Origin of Name: Brandeis University, a university whose men are alleged to be physically and socially awkward and inept with women.
JAP #1: Oh my g-d! That guy just gave me a Brandeis Handshake

JAP #2: Ugh, what a dork!
by thegreatrock March 13, 2010
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