J-Birding

Getting caught furiously wanking in a public toilet.

I got done for J-Birding in the strip club last night. They are suing me for indecent exposure!

by UrbanDave8 November 21, 2016

j-bird

a joint

Lets go smoke a j-bird

by oke1185 June 21, 2011

j-bird

A term of endearment given to an attractive female whose name starts with the letter 'J'.

Everyone agreed that his j-bird was the prettiest girl in town.

by HumbleGenius October 28, 2009

J Bird

A term referring to a large joint. J represents 'Joint' whereas Bird represents "How High you will be.' This term is used primarily in the Bay Area.

"Grab some papers from the corner store so we can roll up a J Bird and get hella high."

by b2a1y3 March 9, 2009

J Bird

A terrible hockey player who gets called for multiple penalties in a single game or period and spends most of the game in the nest. A J Bird costs a hockey team the game because he is in the nest so much, but they forgive him because of their hot sister.

Can you believe that J Bird got called for intent of slashing and is getting sent to the nest.

by kwillock December 1, 2011

j-bird

A person that escaped from jail. On the run.

j-bird = O'Jay

by WhackJob1 December 23, 2008

j-bird

This is the word that Peter Griffin uses in the popular TV cartoon, 'Family Guy' in the episode of the nudists and Stewie and Olivia acting. The word is defined to be a demoralizing word towards nudists.

"Hey there you j-bird! Having fun walking around with your junk dangling?"

by Morris Levy May 18, 2006