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A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
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Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
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Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
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Sh*t
Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
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What a complete load of J-Axe
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I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona
J-Axe by Steely Hill December 10, 2008
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The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Girls will fight over jaxen. so if you ever get your hands on a Jaxen. keep him if you don't you'll most definitely regret losing him. jaxens are usually sporty fun and down to get nasty with you. Jaxens have the cutest smiles that will make your stomach flip upside down. A side effect of falling in love with a jaxen will include the follow
butterflies im your stomach at the sight of a jaxen.

A smile you can't control
And the worst of all jealous toward any girl that has his attention.
girl 1: "do you see that guy over there . . . god he's such a jaxen."
girl 2: "girl go snatch him up before someone else does"
Jaxen by jasmine890 June 1, 2018
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That guy that's a dare devil and most girls think cute with that amazing hair and are most of the form of A Jackson.
Dude 1:Did you see Jaxen just sceam at that kid with a funny voice.
Dude 2: The kid getting the detention slip.
Dude 1: Yep.
Jaxen by Jaxens February 14, 2018
to be defeated by jax in mortal kombat II. this is the lowest of all losses.
"shiiieet man!, you got jaxed an dubs an shit"
jaxed by k-shizzle December 24, 2003
A very good person that is too good for this world. A normally kind person
"Jaxel,you are too good-"

"Bro, you're such a Jaxel-"
jaxel by Floofboy March 30, 2019

Jaxen Begin 

You may think he's cute but trust me, he's way cuter than cute. Jaxen gives you all the answers, and is pretty thicc if you ask me. Also he is a god at Fortnite, and Call of Duty. You need a Jaxen in your life, you must.
Jaxen Begin is thiccc.
with 3 c's.
Jaxen Begin by Matthew Pennington December 6, 2019
When someone uses the bathroom that's close to your office, takes a dump, tools with the paper, coughs, and then sprays a masking agent.
"Ah man! Someone was in the bathroom and i got jaxed up!"
Jaxed Up by victimized911 March 12, 2009
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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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