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Jaxence is the biggest dumbass you will ever meet in your life. This dude will ask you for an object that he is holding in his hand. He will confidently say good morning at 3 in the afternoon. Jaxence will often forget where they put down their drink and end up with three at once, not knowing where they all came from. They might be alcoholic, they might not. Even with their slight incompetence in daily activities, Jaxence is loveable and needs constant attention.
Don't pull a jaxence and leave your car keys in the fridge again!
jaxence by Apollostiddies May 1, 2023
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Someone who's always there for you and can keep a secret
I can always trust that Jadence
jadence by Jadence August 14, 2016
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Always there for you, and trust her all the time. Brighten up your day in a minute, beautiful and kind too. You are very lucky to have her in your life
Man, Jadence is the best, I can’t imagine life without her
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Jarence is a smart sexy and a good person also rich and a good friend he don't so betrayals.He's a very good person
Jarence thanks for being a good friend of mine
Jarence by Jungwonqtqt June 8, 2021
Beautiful, selfless, and kind. She’s that friend that’s always there for you under the worst circumstances. You are very lucky to have one in your life
Man, Jadence is the best, I couldn’t imagine life without her
Jadence by Jess gryffin December 23, 2019
The most loving boy you could ever meet. He has a heart of a gold. I you ever find a Jadence keep him. He loves you more than anything. If your ever sad he makes you very happy.
See that

Ya that ya thats a Jadence
Jadence by Kaywonders October 30, 2018

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