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When you got that one friend that is a menace to society so you gotta flame him anyway possible when he get a lil too, a lil too freaky for comfort. That sensation you feel when your so uncomfortable you just call special forces like hit up the navy bruh.
Im gonna touch you. (straight face)
AHHHHHH J DIddy is here RUNNNNNNN!
J Diddy by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! August 30, 2024
Words you can keep
one of many censors of jimmys name from mouthwashing. derived from P diddy (whos a rapist, Jimmy is also a rapist, Jimmy + P diddy = J diddy)
*Person showing their mouthwashing fanart*
Person 2: sorry you had to draw J diddy 💔
J diddy by Genderfucked December 11, 2024
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J Diddy j-daddy Daddy J Pimp Daddy J. J.O.E J.J. J J.A.P. J.O. j lo
he has a girl but you fuck him anyways
me: "i got with j-daddy last night gurrrr" homie: "Damn cuz, 10 times?"
j-daddy by yooitsquan September 1, 2015
Daddy j is a boy that has 2 tone drip can dress and makes all da girls dream of him at night and if he wants the girl he gets THAT girl. He is also irresistible yahhhh.
Daddy j will always be daddy
Daddy J by JyReic March 10, 2019

Pimp Daddy J. 

"Dude you are so cool, how's life being a Pimp Daddy J.?"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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