J and S Show 

1) The extraordinarily rare phenomenon experienced when two souls destined to be one, finally join to create the most badass relationship anyone will ever experience in their lifetime.

2) The modern day story of romeo and juliet.

3) An ever-growing, undying, passionate, unconditional love that will withstand the test of time, through any adversity.

4) The act of partaking in the most amazing, mind-blowing sex, several times throughout the day; often attracting the attention of the neighbors and occassionally causing people to call the police.

5) Untill a year ago, a myth or folklore thought to not be possible.

Random Couple observing the J and S Show: "Damn baby, I wish we could be like them!"
J & S: "Its the J and S Show bitches!!!!!!"

J and S Show by J and S L January 27, 2010

Hot Shower and P.J's

One person lays the other person in the middle of a blanket naked. They then begin to urinate and deficate onto the persons face.Then roll them in the blanket and begin to have intercourse with the said persons anus.

Giving some one a hot shower and p.j's isn't a first date type of thing. It's usaly better to save for the third or fourth month of dating!

Hot Shower and P.J's by J.P Johnson-Reed January 27, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016