J M

A sexy-ass mo fo who don't f around/ you can usually find them swimming in pussy. Member of błoód

Woah. That guy's a boss-ass-bitch. He must be a J M

by Yo_daddy April 25, 2017

J.M

Smart, cute, well-groomed, polite.... essentially the perfect guy to go with.

J.M > Nick Carter

by Shawn B. May 20, 2003

j/m

just masturbating.. or just masturbate

Lady: honey, taLk
Man: sorry babe, i'm j/m
Man: :-X oopz
Lady: hah! u're caught!

by SEXiiBiTCh69 January 28, 2004

J.M.

He is the greatest person you'll ever meet. Although he may be a little chubby, he is the kindest and sweetest person ever. He loves playing basketball, watching the hit TV show Friends, and is a huge fan of post malone. He's the type of person you'd love to work with, no matter the task. If you meet such a person with the same initials, try to be friends with them.

Audrey:J.M. is the star player of the school basketball varsity.
Sarah: Oh! what a chad!

by dr4g0nb01 September 8, 2020

J&M Stage

When your confused but walk to the bus together (hugging) and other such actions, but dont want to be considered talking. Also, the word friend is used to hide what the 2 people really mean.

John: Hey Margarett, lets make it seem like we are just "friends" as the J&M Stage
Margarett: Ok cool!

by mrchillout01 June 16, 2017

J.M.D.O.

A common internet chat acronym meaning "Jacking My Dick Off." An analogue of LMAO, "Laughing My Ass Off."

Girlfriend7530: You wanna come over this evening?
Boy2458: Can't. J.M.D.O.

by honkersale May 17, 2009

J.M'd

1.a word parallel to the word owned.
Comes from a famous noob whose initials were J.M. and his many rejections from society.

2. Similarly can also be used as a threat.

1.*man walks into tree*
"haha that guy just got J.M'd! XD"

2. "Don't make me come over there and J'M you!"

by luul April 25, 2007