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jolani
Avaery: dang is that jolani
Tubbz: yea
Avaery: whats she doing
Tubbz: staring at a wall
Avaery: why
Tubbz: because she has no idea what else to do
Tubbz: yea
Avaery: whats she doing
Tubbz: staring at a wall
Avaery: why
Tubbz: because she has no idea what else to do
jolani by JoJoNotSiwa7 July 21, 2021
Jolanitus
An cancerous disease that starts to grow slowly in one's anus. The person in question that carries this disease feels like he/she is getting pounded in the butt from time to time. The anus will turn green and become moldy while at the same time there is also some blood loss. So far there is only 1 person diagnosed with this disease. He's the blond lord of the homosexuals, which is believed to be the cause of said disease; massive anal orgies.
"Oh my, I have Jolanitus in my ass" or
"My asshole turned a lil' moldy.."
-"Oh, you might have Jolanitus?"
"My asshole turned a lil' moldy.."
-"Oh, you might have Jolanitus?"
Jolanitus by Anonanon89 March 20, 2018
Jolania
Jolania, She is a highly beautiful, intelligent, and a Kind-hearted girl.
Jolania is the fastest eating you know and she gets down she dont play.
Jolania is the fastest eating you know and she gets down she dont play.
Random person 1: "Damn Jolania you sure do know how to put it away".
Random Person 2: "Jolania I ate and left no crumbs".
Random Person 2: "Jolania I ate and left no crumbs".
Jolania by JAYDA WAYDA 😘😘😘 November 21, 2023
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