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The original name of the 1819 historical novel by Sir Walter Scott about a brave, loyal, Saxon whore before his editor suggested he make the novel about a knight rather than a male whore. When Walter protested, his editor is reported to have said, "I shortened the title by two measly letters. Just change the action from cocksuckling to swashbuckling and we'll be good to go."
When the boy said he wanted to read the book Ivanhoe, his teacher suggested, "you may want to read the original story Ivanwhore first, but your parents will have to sign a permission slip."
Ivanwhore by Velvet Tongue March 7, 2026
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Ivanhoe Projects 

Located in Gary, Indiana, a.k.a G.I. a.k.a. Gangsta Island. Ivanhoe Projects one of the toughest housing projects in the world, if not these toughest. It was supposedly "closed off" in 1965, but in the 90s folks were still living there & being victims of daily crimes (worst decade of Gary, IN). Matter of fact, even though most of the buildings are abandoned after people left Gary, some people still live in there
Man, I just heard some fools was poppin off over at Ivanhoe Projects
You must be crazy if you don't think GD's run Ivanhoe Projects
Ivanhoe Projects by Q.Blaze September 26, 2010
hardest fucking book ta read
-shit i have ta read "ivanhoe"
-kill me now
Ivanhoe by aznfreak April 11, 2003

vanwhore 

Middle-aged overweight woman with 3 or more children by different men who publicly does drugs and drives a mini-van erraticly.
That vanwhore just drove off and did not pay for gas.
vanwhore by kgfunny October 3, 2008
Oh my god! Ivanhoe!!!
Ivanhoe by Predator April 11, 2003

inwhorebit 

the act of driving around the block one or more times in attempts to pick up a walking woman. theoretically if a successful pick up isn't made after the first go around, all attempts should be abandoned because more than likely the woman will think you're a creep if you go inwhorebit more than once.
I seen this fine lookin bitch walkin down the street yesterday, so i went inwhorebit and asked her if she needed a ride. Lucky me, she gave me a B.J. for the ride!
inwhorebit by blackemerald October 12, 2006
A warm loving man with a cold heart. He's a "one of a kind" guy. He's a true snow flake because there's no other like him . He's a true metal head and faithful to the music world . If you ever meet an Ivanhoe and you get to know him know that you are special to him because his walls are long as the sea and as tall as the mountains.an Ivanhoe will not be sad to be single because he's a loner a rebel . Ivanhoes see the day for what it is and everything else he will say ... "Fuck it aye"
I planned on getting married once in my life but my boyfriend is a total Ivanhoe !

I'm so in love with that man .. He must be Ivanhoe fo sho !!!
Ivanhoe by Liv as in liv December 21, 2016