Itchy Butthole

An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.

If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!

Itchy Butthole by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009

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Itchy Butthole Day

Likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy butthole which is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole. An itchy butthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming asshole, but in actuality, the world is just fucking you in the ass causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.

I got up late and the kids missed the bus, I spilled my coffee when I got out of my car at work and once I got there I got verbally donkey punched by my boss and I could just tell it was going to be an Itchy Butthole Day.

Itchy Butthole Day by Mamamia121 April 16, 2010

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butthole-itchy-itis

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine

John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.

butthole-itchy-itis by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021

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Itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

A disease which your poop, your butt, and your butthole become severely itchy. It is caused by a bacteria named Iliketoeatyourbuttbrownlificusmomentumshoogyboogyrasputinis.

Lenny face: I want the booty give me the booty round booty, back up the booty, hunting the-

Butthole: LENNY FACE!!!!!!!

Lenny face: Wot.

Butthole: WHY WAS MY BUTTCHEEKS, MY BUTTHOLE, MY POOP, AND WHY DID IT ITCH WHEN I POOP?!

Crowd: *Laughing because of how stupid Butthole is.*

Lenny face: Well you see you have itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

And they all lived in perfect harmony and they each licked and ate each other's buttholes poop and buttcheeks. THE END!

Itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis by Fallen Soldier June 19, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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