Itchy Butthole 

An itchy butthole is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defication that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole.

If you ever decide to participate in a game of loaded questions, be prepared for the worst. A chain of itchy buttholes will start to develop and you'll have a full dinner table complaining of an itchy butthole!!!!

Itchy Butthole by homo dumb dumb March 6, 2009

Itchy Butthole Day 

Likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy butthole which is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole. An itchy butthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming asshole, but in actuality, the world is just fucking you in the ass causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.

I got up late and the kids missed the bus, I spilled my coffee when I got out of my car at work and once I got there I got verbally donkey punched by my boss and I could just tell it was going to be an Itchy Butthole Day.

Itchy Butthole Day by Mamamia121 April 16, 2010

butthole-itchy-itis 

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine

John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.

butthole-itchy-itis by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021

Itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis 

A disease which your poop, your butt, and your butthole become severely itchy. It is caused by a bacteria named Iliketoeatyourbuttbrownlificusmomentumshoogyboogyrasputinis.

Lenny face: I want the booty give me the booty round booty, back up the booty, hunting the-

Butthole: LENNY FACE!!!!!!!

Lenny face: Wot.

Butthole: WHY WAS MY BUTTCHEEKS, MY BUTTHOLE, MY POOP, AND WHY DID IT ITCH WHEN I POOP?!

Crowd: *Laughing because of how stupid Butthole is.*

Lenny face: Well you see you have itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

And they all lived in perfect harmony and they each licked and ate each other's buttholes poop and buttcheeks. THE END!

Itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis by Fallen Soldier June 19, 2017