Italian Pocket 

When you just ate and are kind of full but still a little room in your stomach for some pasta

I just had dinner but I have just enough room for a few bites of pasta. It can go in the Italian pocket

Italian Pocket by Xanessa July 17, 2024

Italian pocket pussy

A bowl of chef boyardee spaghetti and meatballs used as a masturbation tool for guys of Italian decent.

Im so horny, i need my Italian pocket pussy

Italian pocket pussy by cheddarbob October 7, 2020

Italian Pocket Watch 

You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.

Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch

Italian Pocket Watch by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 15, 2020

Italian Hot Pocket 

There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;

1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.

2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.

3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.

4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.

I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.

Italian Hot Pocket by fubsish October 7, 2009

italian hot pocket 

When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.

I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!

italian hot pocket by Alex Yee v2 February 23, 2009

Italian Garlic Pocket 

A sex act in which the male shoves his penis into an eye, punches the face of the female, shoves garlic into her vagina, and then proceeds to preform oral sex.

"Italians make the best lovers; last night Johnny showed me the italian garlic pocket!"

Italian Garlic Pocket by bleeblahbloop October 25, 2008