Guy 1: Thats sweet!
Guy 2: Thats whatyour mom said when i dipped my nuts in marinara and put em in her mouth!
Guy 2: I gave her a drippy Italian egg drop!
When you stay at a Italian Hotel, get cold, and pull the spare blanket out of the closet only to find that it wasn't washed after a couple had an exceptionally messy love making session on it.