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itafushi
"-so start by saving me, itadori"
"let's go home"
"itafushi is megumi anf yuji being gay and in love"
"let's go home"
"itafushi is megumi anf yuji being gay and in love"
itafushi by gojosboobas March 24, 2021
Imakuni?
Huh? W..Who are you?
Who? Me? You don't know who I am?
I am the super musical star, Imakuni?!
I'll sing the PokéRap - You dance!
La Di Da La Di Da La Di Da La Di Da...
Hey!
Move those feet!
What? Cards?
You want to duel me? Ok, but if I win, you dance!
Ok, a 1-match duel with 6 prizes!
...whatever that means...
Who? Me? You don't know who I am?
I am the super musical star, Imakuni?!
I'll sing the PokéRap - You dance!
La Di Da La Di Da La Di Da La Di Da...
Hey!
Move those feet!
What? Cards?
You want to duel me? Ok, but if I win, you dance!
Ok, a 1-match duel with 6 prizes!
...whatever that means...
Imakuni? by Immikooni? February 13, 2005
Club Iwakuni
A nice place where male service members can lower their standards and compete to dance with females that they would otherwise ignore/ never even look at. Remove the dependents, and you'll find the ratio slip to 25 males for every female. Unless you like sharing, you're better off going elsewhere.
Marine 1: "Hey man, it's Latin Night. Want to go to Club Iwakuni?"
Marine 2: "No thanks, I'd rather sit here and watch Porn."
Marine 1: "Man that's so gay."
Marine 2: "Not as gay as dancing with 12 guys and one girl at the same time."
Marine 2: "No thanks, I'd rather sit here and watch Porn."
Marine 1: "Man that's so gay."
Marine 2: "Not as gay as dancing with 12 guys and one girl at the same time."
Club Iwakuni by Mr. Corporal July 30, 2012
itokuwrd
the word i just made up to take one random person's chance of making up their own definition for this word that you thought you made up, but didn't.
i just itokuwrded you
Ithkuil
Ithkuil is a complex constructed, non-natural language by John Quijada, which is a conlang. Ithkuil was made to filter down multi-word sentences in English into 1- or 2-word sentences. The way this works, is by using the currently available 3600 unique roots and 16200 stems (combined) to each root. What Ithkuil does, is it takes a related root to the topic of the English sentence, chooses a stem and pattern. Using that, you can start choosing the Phase, Sanction, Illocution etc.
Ithkuil represents a cross between an a priori philosophical language and a logical language. -John Quijada on ithkuil.net
Ithkuil by word definitioner November 27, 2022
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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