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it started 

A polictically-correct way to say the word "retarded," a la the Black Eyed Peas song "Let's Get It Started."
Tom: Oh man, Jim, I was heading to school today and I saw a BUNCH of retarded kids walking to their special school.
Teacher: Thomas Joseph Wilkins! You know not to use such language in the classroom!
Tom: Sorry, Mrs. Peterson. What happened was I saw a bunch of it started kids on the way to school. They were so it started that I went up and stole a bunch of money from each of them and they didn't even notice, and then I pushed one of them over, laughed at him, and yelled "get out of the way, it start!"
Teacher: That's much better Thomas.
it started by Nicholas D October 19, 2005

It started 

Politically correct term for 'shit has started' or 'she started' ...otherwise known as a rant from the wife/girlfriend. Generally a good time to take the dog for a walk or go fishing.
Contact with a mate using the code words "it started ". Example Frank texts or calls Barry using the phrase "it started '"... which alerts his mate to come visit him for a coffee to help break the tension or to facilitate Franks escape from the home ie suggested fishing trip
It started by Avidnosleeper May 4, 2019

it started with eve 

Ashley just emptied out my bank account! Damn Dude. Well. It started with Eve.

over before it started

a term used to describe a hook up that has no chance of turning into a relationship
"Jay and I hooked up a week ago, he now wont respond to any of my texts or look at me in class, looks like this was over before it started"

"He was so hot, so I slept with him. I don't feel bad about it. We met at a bar at 2 a.m. It was over before it started."
over before it started by wolfpacc December 8, 2009

Let's Get It Started 

The radio edit of the Black Eyed Peas' "Let's Get Retarded."
Let's get it started, ha!
Let's get it started in here!

Let's get it started 

Something one says when they start running for their life while a camera records them in a funny angle
Dad: *takes out belt*

Child: LET'S GET IT STARTED, LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE

well it all started when i was 7 

a phrase that you say when they start asking questions about what your talking about and dont want to answer them.
vee: so wait how do you even know her?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?
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