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A cool Turkish guy that likes Turkish tea
Issiz is sad and wants Turkish tea.
I'm like Issiz.
Issiz by NomeCognome January 5, 2021
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Gary Ishizaki 

the secret identity to his characters Crazy Ish and Major Math. creator of web hit "haloINTegers" and a few others. he is known to have hair resembling ramen noodles. fucking pedo I'm telling you, math teacher at some fucking middle school, probably wanks it while thinking about the 6th graders, wouldn't surprise me
"its my n work Gary Ishizaki"
Related Words
Issiz • issi • Issiahs • Issie • issif • issit • itsizukusgirlfriend • Insizor • Isizz • isnizah

getting issi 

to flex your shoulder muscles and trapezies in a fashion to make you seem bigger than you actually are.
oh shit!!!! he is GETTING ISSI!!! he is turning green.... like the hulk.
getting issi by skeeeeeeeetz September 26, 2010
Is amazingly fit and clever and funny and can get any boy she wants to she is crazy and funny and great to be around and i wish i could spend all day with her.
Issie is so ridiculously hot that its almost unreal.
Issie by PoppyA September 24, 2011
As part of the singlish vocabulary, 'issit' is a term that replaces the two english words 'is' and 'it' when used in a question.
"Fuccckkking hungry and bored lah..."
"At nine'o'clock go bubble tea and karaoke issit?"
issit by Winston Chan October 13, 2004
Someone who is the realest nigga in school, and is funny as shit. But beware, if he has some negativity towards you, he will pipe ya moms
Oh no, Issiah slept with my mom last night!
Issiah by Zeyhoops April 11, 2022
issiaha is someone you dont want to be aound. he is unwanted and nobody fucking likes him. hes a fat cunt and is ugly as fuck. he uses girls for nudes and cheats on his girlfriends. he doesnt know how to treat a girl right and smells bad.
ooouuu shit here comes issiaha.. cover your nose and dont get to close.
issiaha by hoe hoe February 22, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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