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Issif means I STARTED STROKING IT FAST
Girl: hi guys so today were gonna talk about mincraft
Guy: issif (I started stroking it fast)
Issif by LETMELPUNDYOYRMOOMMI June 5, 2022
Related Words
issif • issi • Iosif • Issiahs • Issie • ISSF • issit • IASIFU • Iosifia • IOSIFINA

getting issi 

to flex your shoulder muscles and trapezies in a fashion to make you seem bigger than you actually are.
oh shit!!!! he is GETTING ISSI!!! he is turning green.... like the hulk.
getting issi by skeeeeeeeetz September 26, 2010
Is amazingly fit and clever and funny and can get any boy she wants to she is crazy and funny and great to be around and i wish i could spend all day with her.
Issie is so ridiculously hot that its almost unreal.
Issie by PoppyA September 24, 2011
Iosif is the perfect boyfriend. He puts effort in his relationship, treats his girl right, makes her crazy about him, is loyal and extremely jealous, but not in a bad way. He wants to protect his girl by any costs and wouldn't let anyone hurt her. He is very smart, teaches his girlfriend a lot of things, his sense of humour is the best, especially his dark or kinky jokes. He is passionate about cars. Iosif knows how to satisfy his girlfriend and wants a long lasting relationship with her, even if it means making some sacrifices.
Friend: "You seem very happy with your boyfriend."
Person: "I really am, he's such an Iosif."
iosif by xghoste July 3, 2019
As part of the singlish vocabulary, 'issit' is a term that replaces the two english words 'is' and 'it' when used in a question.
"Fuccckkking hungry and bored lah..."
"At nine'o'clock go bubble tea and karaoke issit?"
issit by Winston Chan October 13, 2004
Someone who is the realest nigga in school, and is funny as shit. But beware, if he has some negativity towards you, he will pipe ya moms
Oh no, Issiah slept with my mom last night!
Issiah by Zeyhoops April 11, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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