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girl:Hi guys

Guy: issif (I started stroking it FAST)
issif by LETMELPUNDYOYRMOOMMI June 5, 2022
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Issif means I STARTED STROKING IT FAST
Girl: hi guys so today were gonna talk about mincraft
Guy: issif (I started stroking it fast)
Issif by LETMELPUNDYOYRMOOMMI June 5, 2022
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issif issi Iosif Issiahs Issie ISSF issit IASIFU Iosifia IOSIFINA

getting issi 

to flex your shoulder muscles and trapezies in a fashion to make you seem bigger than you actually are.
oh shit!!!! he is GETTING ISSI!!! he is turning green.... like the hulk.
getting issi by skeeeeeeeetz September 26, 2010
Is amazingly fit and clever and funny and can get any boy she wants to she is crazy and funny and great to be around and i wish i could spend all day with her.
Issie is so ridiculously hot that its almost unreal.
Issie by PoppyA September 24, 2011
Iosif is the perfect boyfriend. He puts effort in his relationship, treats his girl right, makes her crazy about him, is loyal and extremely jealous, but not in a bad way. He wants to protect his girl by any costs and wouldn't let anyone hurt her. He is very smart, teaches his girlfriend a lot of things, his sense of humour is the best, especially his dark or kinky jokes. He is passionate about cars. Iosif knows how to satisfy his girlfriend and wants a long lasting relationship with her, even if it means making some sacrifices.
Friend: "You seem very happy with your boyfriend."
Person: "I really am, he's such an Iosif."
iosif by xghoste July 3, 2019
As part of the singlish vocabulary, 'issit' is a term that replaces the two english words 'is' and 'it' when used in a question.
"Fuccckkking hungry and bored lah..."
"At nine'o'clock go bubble tea and karaoke issit?"
issit by Winston Chan October 13, 2004
Someone who is the realest nigga in school, and is funny as shit. But beware, if he has some negativity towards you, he will pipe ya moms
Oh no, Issiah slept with my mom last night!
Issiah by Zeyhoops April 11, 2022
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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