Ironiphile 

Someone who's whole existence is ironic. From their look, to their beliefs, to their actions.

Wait, so you complain about child labour, yet buy clothes from Old Navy. You complain about green house gases, yet you keep your foot heater on all the tine. You complain about people wanting handouts then do the lottery every week.. You seriously are an ironiphile.

Ironiphile by iHateAllHumans March 15, 2020

iPhoniPhile 

A true believer in the ability of the iPhone interface to take humankind to the next level of evolution

When it was announced that iPhone will include MS Exchange compatibility, iPhoniPhiles everywhere began to brag anew about how great their cell phones were to anyone within earshot.

iPhoniPhile by Jan Bryan March 11, 2008

iPhoniPhile 

A true believer in the ability of the iPhone interface to take humankind to the next level of evolution

When Apple announced that it will introduce MS Exchange compatibility on its ubiquitous iPhone device, iPhoniPhiles everywhere began to brag anew about how great their cell phones were to anyone within earshot.

iPhoniPhile by Jan Bryan March 10, 2008

Ironsophile

A person who has a comically big obsession with Jeremy Irons, the award-winning British actor of such movies as "The Lion King", "Dead Ringers", "The Mission", "Reversal of Fortune" and "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice".

A: Have you seen that new Flash movie?
B: I don't think I will see that.
A: Jeremy Irons is in it, for a few minutes.
B: Oh! Why didn't you say it sooner? You know I'm an Ironsophile.

Ironsophile by AKhamseh88 July 19, 2023