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iPhoniPhile 

A true believer in the ability of the iPhone interface to take humankind to the next level of evolution
When Apple announced that it will introduce MS Exchange compatibility on its ubiquitous iPhone device, iPhoniPhiles everywhere began to brag anew about how great their cell phones were to anyone within earshot.
iPhoniPhile by Jan Bryan March 10, 2008
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iPhonephile 

Someone who constantly uses their iPhone to look up information.
Often this is done in social settings such as during a debate at a party or bar.

similar to a wikiphile. Sometimes one in the same if the wikiphile is at a bar or party.
NormalGuy: Did Chumbawamba make another album after that one song?
iPhonephile: I dont think so, let me find out.
...10 minutes later...
iPhonephile: Yep, i guess they did, look at the album cover art.
NormalGuy: I dont see anything
iPhonephile: oh wait, push the screen, oh wait not there.... damnit!
iPhonephile by killllllllll February 13, 2009

iphonophile 

An individual who likes the Iphone a little too much.
Yo, that cat Stanley is always gushing about the "Wi-Fi connectivity" on his Iphone--he is a straight-up iphonophile.
iphonophile by Klee Shay September 27, 2007

Ironiphile 

Someone who's whole existence is ironic. From their look, to their beliefs, to their actions.
Wait, so you complain about child labour, yet buy clothes from Old Navy. You complain about green house gases, yet you keep your foot heater on all the tine. You complain about people wanting handouts then do the lottery every week.. You seriously are an ironiphile.
Ironiphile by iHateAllHumans March 15, 2020
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026