irish bastard

When you are shagging a red haired girl with a pint of guinness, you chug the whole thing and then pick a fight with her dad, whilst shagging her

Oh i did the irish bastard to this lovely red haired maid. And i can tell you this that her dad cant punch for shit

irish bastard by MrZzzleeping April 12, 2019

Cheap Irish Bastard 

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes

Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks

Cheap Irish Bastard by Joeamato69 July 17, 2018

Irish Mic Bastard

term that Italians use to describe those of Irish decent, IE, Frank The Tank.

Hey Myers, your Irish Mic Bastard, stop buying all of these cabbages.

Irish Mic Bastard by HumBabe June 11, 2006

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger 

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.

Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger by Grouthor April 2, 2010

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger 

The epitome of an illegitimate, self-loathing individual. Most often, when used as an insult, will render the opposition speechless.

Tim - God hates you
Ricky - Fuck you, you are the bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger!
Tim - . . . *Cries*

Bastard son of an Irish Jew Nigger by Grouthor April 2, 2010