When you are shagging a red haired girl with a pint of guinness, you chug the whole thing and then pick a fight with her dad, whilst shagging her
Oh i did the irish bastard to this lovely red haired maid. And i can tell you this that her dad cant punch for shit
by MrZzzleeping April 12, 2019
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A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks
by Joeamato69 July 18, 2018
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term that Italians use to describe those of Irish decent, IE, Frank The Tank.
Hey Myers, your Irish Mic Bastard, stop buying all of these cabbages.
by HumBabe March 6, 2005
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